lore dump
Isen is finally defeated.
Goots explains, “as a Super Lawyer, Vinny doesn’t care about Isen’s headlines. Any time Isen posts a headline, Vinny simply hits Isen with a lmao. Isen is powerless!” As the Shadow King Isen falls, Super Lawyer Vinny looks at his friends.
“You know, I’m a lawyer too,” Saul says.
Vinny replies, “No.”
END.
Super Lawyer Vinny unleashes his ultimate attack – the LMAO BEAM. Isen is powerless despite his strongest headlines.
Vinny screams with power as he unleashes his “lmao attack”.
His hair is now golden blonde, long, and spiked upwards. We see a yellow aura of energy surround him, and blue lightning to represent his massive power.
Goots, Exi, NY, Genderswapped Saul, and Genderswapped Ivy remark, “The Legendary Super Lawyer..”
After retreating from the battle, Vinny began to meditate and focus his powers.
There, balding with power, Vinny opens his eyes to face Isen’s colossal shadow form.
“It’s time,” Vinny says. “Lmao attack.”
Even in their fused form, Vinoots senses they aren’t strong enough.
Vinoots stands boldly, wings outstretched, wielding glowing headlines like energy projectiles. Vinny stands beside them in his tightest suit yet, still looking confused but surprisingly powerful.
VINOOTS [GOOTS] (shouting): “YOUR SPIN IS WEAK!”
VINOOTS [VINNY]: “…Justice makes me dizzy.”
Isen, expressionless, hurls flaming headlines like “DEFLECTION,” “DECEIT,” and “EXPOSÉ” across the panel. Vinoots swats one away with a wing. They narrowly duck another.
ISEN (silent, looming): [No dialogue, just an intense stare]
SFX: WHOOOOM!
NY, battered, sits up and watches. Ivy shields Exi and Saul behind a barrier of shattered headlines.
NY (groaning): “I… didn’t see this on the docket…”
IVY (muttering): “They might actually win…”
Vinoots knows they need more power. In an instant, they deactivate their fused form and plan for Vinny to escape and ready his ultimate attack while Goots buys more time.. !
Goots charges forward with one giant, glowing headline: “TRUTH.”
VINNY: “IT ENDS NOW.”
VINNY: “lmao!”
Goots unleashes their strongest headlines ! Isen’s shadow visage begins to slip away – could this be the triumphant moment ?!
Exi and Saul are still huddled together on the ground. Ivy is on one knee, exhausted. NY lies bruised nearby. The headline storm rages around them.
EXI (weakly): “We can’t… fight this…”
SAUL: “It’s over…”
A glowing crack forms in the wall—light spills in. Everyone squints.
IVY: “What… is that?”
Through the crack, Goots steps forward dramatically, wings spread, wearing their signature orange jumpsuit and name tag.
GOOTS (bold): “I HAVE STRONGER HEADLINES.”
NY (eyes wide): “GOOTS?!”
EXI & SAUL (in unison): “GOOTS!!”
Vinny awkwardly stumbles in behind Goots, in an even tighter suit than usual, striking a confused pose next to them.
VINNY: “lmao.”
Everyone looks at him in confusion—but relieved.
Goots and Vinny stand side by side, facing the floating shadow of Isen, who looms larger than ever. Goots holds a radiant headline like a blade.
GOOTS: “Let’s rewrite the narrative.”
Isen glares silently, bottles of Corgi Gin clinking at his side.
With a burst of light, Goots and Vinny charge forward together—Goots with righteous fury, Vinny looking uncertain but determined. The headline storm starts to crack.
SFX: SHZZZAAAAA!!
Goots and Vinny continue to fight back against Isen by reiterating their own headlines. Can the gang win?!
With NY, Ivy, Exi, and Saul on the brink of defeat from Isen’s overwhelming headlines, help arrives! Goots (our favorite goose public defender in jail garb) and Vinny (in his tightest suit yet) are here to save the day. Goots declares they/them have stronger headlines. Vinny is confused by Justice. Goots and Vinny fight Isen.
Isen manages to overwhelm the group with headlines, we see saul and exi holding each other on the ground, NY beaten near them, and Ivy looking exhausted. Isen gloats and floats.